DUH!

New Maryland Law: U-Turn permitted on red

Yes, I have a special permit to drive on the shoulder

Let me see, they taught me to drive with the line in the middle of the car

I think I'm a NASCAR driver and can draft a truck

What do you mean a motorcycle can't drive between the lanes?

If I gun my motorcycle I can pass all of them on the right

My turn signal allows me to drive down the shoulder

I'm not a "commercial vehicle" so I can drive in the restricted lanes

Wonder why this lane has no traffic?

What red light?

If I tailgate during rush hour traffic I can make them go faster

I don't have to stop for no stink'n red light

Me bad, me can drive on shoulder. It doesn't matter to me that the traffic is stopped for an accident up ahead.

Haha, look at you fools stopped in the main lanes, I have my own private lane.

I'm special, I went to the school for special drivers. Besides I will get ahead of you by cutting back into the lanes beside the ambulance ahead.

Let's see, I drive with the solid line in the middle of the hood, yeh, that's it.

There's no one to stop me from driving in the restricted truck lane.

Those solid lane markers are only for dumb people.

Who says I can't use this lane?

Hey, here's a lane with noone in it.

Yes, I do have a permit to drive on the shoulder.

My CDL allows me to ignore those signs.

Let's see, right lane, left lane, too many decisions.

Traffic is stopping ahead and I am in a hurry. Isn't that why they put shoulders on the road?

huh? what? eh? duh?

Move out of the way, I'm bigger than you and the no trucks in the left lane doesn't apply to me!!

What do you mean a half a carlength isn't enough for me to shove my way in?

Those biggggg solid lines are only for big vehicles.

Of course I have an overloaded vehicle, so why can't I cross over all those solid lane markers?

Yes, I was taught in driving school that you cut into a stopped line of traffic accross a solid no passing line. Why do you ask?

Watch out! I'm late for an appointment with my undertaker

I'm special because I drive down the turn lane and cut back into the main traffic lane

Those solid lines don't matter when I drive down the turn lane and need to get back ahead of everyone else.

Where is my lane?

I wish they would quit moving the road back and forth

Yellow line? What yellow line?

Turn signals? What are they?

I'm in a fog - I like to tailgate and constantly hit my brakes

If I tailgate I get the chance to constantly test my brakes

Those solid lines on the highway don't apply to me

I have handicap tags so I can drive down the shoulder of the road to get ahead of you

Have to keep a big distance so because we are going 5 mph during rush hour traffic

Have to keep my distance in bumper to bumper rush hour traffic crawling to the bridge

I'm a cab, you should get out of my way.

After I nearly hit you making an unsafe lane change, I'll keep my distance.

Don't you know that cars coming from the right from a gas station have the right of way?

I have a permit to pass on the shoulder, what are you worried about?

I don't have to stay in my lane.

I think I am a NASCAR racer and can draft.

Lights, you need rear lights on a truck?

Rain, fog, clouds, and my wipers running don't mean I need my headlights on.

What do you mean you need more than one car length to cut in front of you? Those solid lines on the pavement don't apply to me.

See, just because you had to brake hard when I cut in doesn't matter.

I'm late, so I can drive on the shoulder to get around you idiots.

What do you mean I can't turn here? Those lines don't matter (Part 1 of 2)

What do you mean I can't turn here? Those lines don't matter (Part 2 of 2)

That sign saying no trucks in the left lane over 5T doesn't apply to his 18-wheeler.

I'm special since I can cut into the right exit lane without signals.

This is just shortly after evasive maneuvers to avoid the cab making an unsafe lane change, nearly striking the vehicle.